Last night we witnessed the final death throes of the Tory Party

It was glorious

It's my job to make sense of last night so please spare a thought because I don't know what the hell happened and I have a one-year-old wriggling on my lap. Screw it, I'm just going to wing it because everyone is so confused they'll have no idea if the details are right or wrong! This should be fun...

So it all kicked off last night when we heard the ups…