Police saved the UK from 890 retired and disabled terrorists and a mannequin this weekend

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Before I begin this article, I must point out that I fully support the police dragging away old ladies on zimmerframes. I actually think it’s brilliant when they wheel away wheelchair users. I get positively aroused when they get blind people in chokeholds, and don’t get me started on what I think about retired vicars. Plasticine Actio…