The coronation is completely and utterly perverse

and a majority of the public don't want to pay for it

The King and Queen Consort have announced they will travel to the coronation in a grotesque golden carriage with air conditioning. The coronation (for the benefit of everyone who is under 70 and could not give a crap) is a massive party that we’re paying for so we can put a golden hat on a man’s head.

The man is some bloke called Charles who is entitled …