The Tory membership wants to replace Liz Truss with Boris Johnson

My god

You never guess who the Tory membership wants to bring back to replace Liz Truss? Well, actually you probably have guessed from that headline and because it's obvious: that's right, it's Boris Johnson!

Boris. Johnson. 
Boris. Fucking. Johnson. 
God help us all.

If ever proof were needed the Tory membership should not be put in charge of a pair of scissors, …