There is nothing you could do that would make me fight for this country

If you want a war, go and fight it yourself

War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Ignorance Is Strength. And Sir Keir Starmer is a beloved leader who always sticks to his word and has the best interests of the British people at heart. Honest.

As a country that is always at war, we find nothing more terrifying than peace which is why we reacted with horror to the prospect of a ceasefire. Thankfully, ou…